crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

(via fake-mermaid)

Things That Give Me Anxiety.

  • being late
  • things i said five minutes ago
  • things i said five years ago
  • people touching me
  • being around a ton of people
  • being yelled at
  • wondering if people are talking about me
  • every action i do
  • and just about everything else

(Source: danielle-skins-suicide-life, via exprexs)

exprexs:

My work friends reaction to me becoming single ‘look at the bright side, the beast is back on the loose!’

carlsagan:

unclepolymer:

Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.

That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety

carlsagan:

unclepolymer:

Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.

That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.

Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety

(via shazaition-bot)

heart:

heart:

imagine if humans didn’t have knees and couldn’t kneel down to pick things up so we always had to stick our butts in peoples faces

wait wtf was I thinking when I typed this

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disney-archive:

want disney posts on your dash?

(Source: pr0meteus, via p-u-r-s-u-e)

vvenis:

my motto is “you’re always the cutest person in the room when you’re the only person in the room”

(Source: coolruby64, via fake-mermaid)

(Source: redefinedrose, via h-emoglobin)

friez-before-guys:

When you close your movie tab instead of closing the advertisement

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(Source: official-loser-club, via yourdailydoseofcocaine)